for sarah and the rest of us mere plebians

face the facts: you will probably never EVER in your life get your hands on the much talked about gorilla print dresses above. only few will ever have the pleasure of wearing, let alone owning, these pieces. when these kind of frustrating situations arise, and they do from time to time, i just resort to fondling them as much as i can at barneys. i don't need to own them, just let me feel them up a bit. oooooh.

but luckily for us christopher kane has decided to make t-shirts too! now we can all be special! i don't need no dress! i've got a t-shirt!



but face the facts: you will probably NEVER ever get your hands on these t-shirts either. all those bitches who had enough mulla to buy the dresses just swiped the last of these off the rack. and you know they bought more than one because they were so "cheap" and "such a steal!".

it's ok. don't worry! just go to a gift store at any zoo and i'm sure you'll find something like it. it will even have a crazy marble motif, probably some mustard coloring, and something obnoxious like BRONX ZOO stamped on. but it will be so ironic everyone will think you are so cool! isn't that great?

(images luisaviaroma, netaporter)